Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Great Crime Of Legoland


BANG!!! “We’ve got you now, criminals!!” Shouted Douglas. “Question,” interrupted Darfol, “Why does all the criminal things happen here?” The trio of criminals started running. Before they reached the door, Mikel blocked their way. “Where are ya goin’?” He teased.

Then one of the 3 criminals, Vernon, jumped on his motorcycle and drove right into Mike. The other 2 were already handcuffed. While Mike regained consciousness, Douglas ran after Vernon.

“Wha- what h-happened?” asked Mike. Darfol explained everything. “...and we’ve got these two.” Mike and Darfol walked home, with the 2 criminals. “Okay,” asked Mike, “what are your names?” The criminals didn’t answer. “Just call them #8754 and #8755.” Darfol said.

Douglas was shooting at Vernon. “Stop! I said... Stop!!! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!” Douglas screamed. He shot the back wheel. Vernon got up and ran.

Douglas knew he had no choice. He reloaded his gun, aimed for Vernon, and then...

Friday, January 24, 2014

Underground Pt 1: To the core and no further

Ever had a plan which never got far but in the end it did? If so, this may be the story for you! Mikel Jane Codawer always wanted to go underground to the core, after watching The Core, but was always but down. But when the U.S.A accidentally stopped the core from spinning, guess who had to save them!

  Mike's plan off travelling to core was laughed at again. "No-one believes me." He groaned. "Mike dear," said the teacher, "you can't just fly a rocket at top into the earth." "Not," argued Mike, "unless you attach a drill on top. See, I'll be on top of the world!"

  Mike ended flunking his year again soon after, since all he did was talk about the plan. "MIKE!!" shouted his mother, holding a report card"This is the 7th time that you've flunked year 12!! What is wrong, huh? You're 24!!!" "Simple." replied Mike. "Everyone doesn't listen to me."

  His mother looked at his plan. "We aren't millionaires, Mike. And you and I haven't done any training." "What about dad?" He asked. 

FLASHBACK!!!!
Mike was born in a hospital in Massachusetts. His mum drove home. Jerome Codawer had returned from  his walk on the moon. "Mikey dear," Said Mike's mom, "You're dad went on the moon. Howzat?" "Waaaahh!!!" Cried Mike. One day Jerome went on a mission, but never came back.
BACK IN NORMAL TIME!!!!
  "I wanna go underground, ma! That way, it means dad went up, and I went down!" After 2 years of astronaut training with someone named Mitch, he was ready.  He attached a drill on. "I'll go tomorrow, mum." He told her as he plopped himself in front of the TV. 

Help! I'm dying!!
  "BREAKING NEWS - United States stops core spinning with bomb. Doomsday to occur soon." Mike read. "Uh oh, seems like a little time to enjoy my life!" replied Mike's mom.

  The next day, anyone who ever heard of Mike's plan stood outside the door to his house. When Mike unlocked the door, BOOM!! Everyone ran inside. The door ripped from it's hinges. "Help! I dying!!" Mike screamed.

  Mike tried to get up, but everyone was squashing him. And the door didn't help. "Why didn't I ever do weightlifting?" Mike groaned.

  Once Mike got out of the death trap, he talked with everyone else. "I just need 4 more people." Mike explained. He picked the 4. "Mitch, Notch, Rijax, and.....                                                           Who will get chosen? Find out next time...

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Yesterday Pt 4: Stuck in space-time with nothing to do


"Wheeeee..... This is so cool!!" Vaifoa laughed. "YOU FIND THIS FUNNY!!??" Jordan screamed, while tusseling through the air.
"Well," Vaifoa said, "I kinda have a parachute..." On Vaifoa's back was the ripped shirt, and he used it as a parachute. "Gimme some!!" Jordan shouted. "No." Vaifoa replied.

  "WHY YOU LITTLE--" RRRIIPP!! the shirt ripped into pieces. Jordan and Vaifoa stared at each other, knowing that it would be best not to say anything. The store got closer and closer.

  BANG!!! I landed in the cushion zone of the store, right in the massive piles of pillows. Vaifoa landed in the fruit section, and landed right in all the oranges. Jordan landed in the beer section, and I think he even cracked a bone.

  "Jordan!" I shouted as I ran towards him. "You alright?" "Y-yep...." He slowly replied. "Never better Uncle Joe... Say, i-is it a school day? Because I want to impress my dad by aceing the test..." "Is he... drunk?" Vaifoa asked. "Hey..." Jordan said, waking up. "If your family never died, would you still have gone back in time?" "YUP!!" I answered cheerfully.

  We found the car, got a rod, and remade the car. We drove off. KRACK!! Lightning struck the rod, and we were off. "Almost there.." Jordan said. "AAA!!!" screamed Vaifoa. He fell off the car. I shouted.
"We have to tur--"
"No! we don't have enough time!"
"But--" ZWOOP!! we came out, back into our time. "We lost Vaifoa..." said Jordan.
"Not yet."
"Wha?"
"He's just stuck in space-time with nothing to do."

  "Well then, better hurry!" We waited for rain to start, but it didn't. A few days later, I felt some rain. then I heard thunder. I got Jordan, and we drove. "4950 km/ph!" I read out loud. With a crack and a zwoop, we entered the space-time thingy. Jordan grabbed Vaifoa, and I made a U turn. Jordan never pulled Vaifoa back up, so he was scraping on the ground.

  "Ow!! ARRGGH!! GUH!! G-GET ME UP FROM HERE!!" Vaifoa screamed. ZWOOP!! We did it. We rescued my family and Vaifoa, and I also got a 4 patty burger. I was pleased with how everything turned out. But Jordan and Vaifoa, wern't. As they got off the car, they started to argue.

  "You dragged me on purpose!! What if it was you getting dragged!?!" Vaifoa shouted. "Oh shut up!! You were too heavy!! You're too fat! Lose some weight, will ya?" Jordan yelled back. They argued backwards and forwards. I walked home, to my family. Being with my family is something priceless.

  The next day, when I went to school, I noticed Jordan and Vaifoa still arguing. "The'll learn." I muttered.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

How to explain a day in 2 different ways than original stuff


These holidays have been pretty unnormal,
It isn't as usual and formal,
All the rooms aren't neat,
Mainly 'cuz we went to the beach.

My sister and I, we dived through the waves,
And then we went searching and found some clay,
We ran into people with unknown names,
So much fun we had on that day.

Enough ryhming? Well it was enough for me. Here are more things.
Boogieboarding
Eating(of course)
Air(we were close to drowning)
Crashing
Hitting(each other)

Let's say that we had lot's of fun.