Thursday, January 31, 2013

If we ever meet again


I can remember that about 4 years ago, when I was on holiday, my family was in an amusement park, and I was kinda sad, because my only school friend, Leighton, had to move. But then we ran into each other. We talked for a while, played around a bit, and annoyed my sister until we both had to go. My parents turned on the radio, and this was the song that I heard.

So every time I hear this song, I think of my friend Leighton.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Bad luck part 1

It was day 3 of the camp when Mitch decided to ask Crayvaty if he and  Peter could build a fort to stay in instead of staying in the ripped, sagged old tent. There was a lot of trees that were already cut down, and a few still stood up. That was why Mitch came up with the idea. They worked 5 whole days straight and 4 half nights and then they had 2 forts.

One for Crayvaty and one for Mitch and Peter. At night Mitch and Peter stay up till Midnight for a Midnight snack. (well, what other reason would they stay up that late?) Peter just looked out the window for a moment when suddenly he saw a U.F.O in the air. “Mitch, MITCH, MITCH!!!!!” Peter shouted. “I saw a U.F.O!” “A W.Y.B.Q” Mitch replied really slowly. “Will You Be Quiet. Now hurry up, it's almost 1:15." This made Peter feel depressed.

5 a.m Peter and Crayvaty were walking to the toilets when a grey thingummy zapped them with a ghastly blue-orange ray. “MITCH!!!!” They shouted “HELP!” When Mitch woke up he saw the others get pulled in, then the um... U.F.O flew a away to the morning star, Venus. "There's a space shuttle that's 5 miles downhill from the campsite" it said on the map. Mitch's cousin, Iisa, gave him the space shuttle launch dates (Iisa's nuts about space) and today another launch would happen. Mitch remembered that there were 2 go carts in the useless tent. Mitch ran out, got a go cart and sped down the hill. He ran through all the testing rooms and grabbed a space suit. Mitch climbed up the ladder and ran in the door just before it locked shut.

The astronaut named Jerone saw Mitch and calmly said “Hi, I’m Jerone. Whats your name and are you my copilot?” “Uhhh... Mitch and yes I’m your copilot.” Mitch said sounding unsure “Great” Jerone said “We’ll go to the moon. We'll stop there a----” The shuttle was launching off and it made a huge racket so Mitch didn’t hear the rest of Jerone’s sentence.

The shuttle went so fast that Mitch's seat ripped of the ground. Just before the seat hit the wall, everything paused then floated everywhere. They were in space. "Hey!" Mitch shouted. "I thought my nutty cousin said that you can see the Earth from here! It's covered with white stuff!" "That's the clouds Mitch" Jerone said. "OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh. What's the weather forcast?" Mitch asked "I thought you passed all the tests!" Jerone shouted "It was a race" Mitch replied. "And thats final."

After the shuttle landed on the moon, Jerone jumped out the shuttle in slow-motion. Mitch pressed the button that he saw Jerone press. Jerone waved his fist at Mitch when he saw what Mitch just did. "Aaaahhh. Not that he's out the way, I can find the rest." Meanwhile, Peter was arguing with Crayvaty in the cage while the aliens were working on an evil cloning thing. "...and if you hadn't put the campsite 20 meters away from the toilets, maybe we wouldn't be here" Peter said. "Hey! you were the one who wanted me to take you to the toilets cause you told me you have a phobia of the dark!" Crayvaty yelled. "You're nuts!" Peter yelled even louder. “And hey,” Crayvaty said, at least I can controll my bladder!” “Why you little---” "Nbczf zpv diptf deobnv eocng gjive, Verrunk." (Maybe you chose the wrong kind, Verrunk) Weqast said. "6hk vapfrunxg." (Ya think) Verrunkgovle replied.

Mitch found Jerone's cellphone lying around (more like floating around) in the space ship. He picked it up and dialed Iisa's home number. "Ollo" Iisa said "Iisa! You kow what gas thing is by the 3 bright stars constellation. What is it!?" Mitch said. "The Orion Nebula. And it's 9:00 a.m. Goodbye, I still want to sleep" Iisa said "What!!!!!???????" Mitch shouted. "IT'S 9 A.M AND YOU STILL WANT TO---" Doooooot. The phone hung up. "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????????"

Even though that happened Mitch remembered Iisa telling him that there might be a planet in the Orion nebula. "Well, if that's whats meant to be done, I should press..... Top Speed!" Mitch said. The shuttle went so fast that Jerone's seat ripped off the ground "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Mitch shouted. And all of a sudden - the rocket stopped. "Oh dammit" Mitch replied in anger.

Monday, January 28, 2013

E.T part 2

“So,” Craig said, “Who the heck are you?” E.T knew that he had to answer Craig or die. “E.T” E.T said desperately. “And what does that mean?” Susan said, grasping the fire extinguisher. “Extraterrestrial, you noob!” E.T replied.

The next day, E.T woke up in the fireplace, feeling sore all over his body. The family was still there looking at him. “W-what h-happened?” E.T asked. “No-one calls me a noob!” Susan answered. “I’m gonna go play video games.” Mitch said. “Me too.” Greg replied. “Video games?” E.T questioned. “What’s that?”

After Mitch finished his talk, E.T said, “Enjoy your game while it lasts!” ‘You wanna play?” Greg said, with another controller in his hand. “Heck yeah!” E.T answered. They played a bunch of different games, and then when they had to turn it off for lunch, E.T went psycho. He spazzed out, only for a bit, until Mitch came in with the extinguisher.

“Can he go now?” Notch asked. “Oh yeah,” Craig said, “About that, why did you come here?” “Well,” E.T said, “I was living on this planet called Rinko, and I, was chosen to observe a family living here, take one back, examine it and stuff, prepare for war, then attack. The problem was, I thought you guys were asleep, then, you know what happens.”

2 hours later, E.T woke up and said “You hit me with the extinguisher, didn’t you?” “Yep” Susan said, “and now it’s broken.” “We’ll spare you if you help us fight your planet.” Greg said. “Fine.” E.T said.

“I have my U.F.O and guns, so we could attack them first.” E.T said. ”Problem is, we don’t have enough power to fly that distance.” “Shall I interest you in gasoline?” Mitch said.

“Okay,” E.T said, “We’ll use that. Everyone, get on board, lets go.” “Hey, E.T,” Mitch said, “Do we get to choose ours guns?” “Yes.” E.T answered. “Dibs on the ray gun!!!” Greg spat. “I’ll take the machine gun,” Mitch said. “A rifle for me!” Craig said. “A sword!” Notch said. “No,” said Susan. “You’re too young to go.

Friday, January 25, 2013

E.T pt 1

Climbing up the house, E.T was determined to observe a family of 5. The family was Greg, aged 10, Mitch, who was 9, Notch, who is 6 1/2, their dad, Craig, is 48 years old and their mother at the age of 45, Susan. It was a dark night. The full moon was shining brightly, but it didn't do much really. E.T gathered all his equipment, and he waited for the family to go to sleep.

But what he didn't know was that it was a Saturday.
Everyday (except Friday and Saturday), the family would go to bed at 8.30 pm. On Friday and Saturday, they go to sleep at 11.45 pm. At 9.15 E.T thought that the time was right, and he dropped himself down the chimney.

The family decided to have a fire only because it was chilly and dark. So when E.T dropped down, he got set on fire. “AHH!!!” E.T screamed. “Santa’s here!” Notch squealed. “I’ve been a good boy! What’s my present Santa? Is it cool? Lemme guess what it is, um, Lego! No, an Xbox! Wait, no, a bicycle! Am I right? Why are you on fire? Why aren’t you answering me Santa? Hurry up and give me one!”

When Notch finally stopped his questioning, Greg came running in with the fire extinguisher. It took 10 minutes for the fire extinguisher to put out the fire, and when it was done, Notch screamed  “You’re not Santa!” for 3 seconds, then snatched the empty extinguisher out of Greg’s hands and hit E.T repeatedly.

5 minutes later, Notch got tired and stopped hitting E.T. “What’s your name, faker?!” Notch questioned. “Why aren’t you answering me!?” “I think you knocked him out Notch.” Mitch answered. When E.T woke up, he saw that he was still inside the fire place. The fire was out, but the wood was still underneath him. He looked up, and he saw Craig with a lit match in his hand.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Nikau Cave pt 1

Yesterday my family and I were travelling around Waikato when we found out about this cave called Nikau cave, and by it was a Café. We asked about the cave, but when we did it was too late to go there, so we had some hot chocolate, and headed back to Auckland.

 

The next day, when we came back to the café, I saw a river. Since I had the camera, I took a lot of photos. When I took my last photo, my Dad called me, and showed me this tunnel thing. I turned out to be the only one in my family who could fit through. Afterwards he told me some stuff about the cave.


Once he was done I thought. "Wow," The cave was going to have water streams, glow worms, stalagmites and stalactites. When our guide came, he told us that we would have to put on these helmets and hold these torches. After that, we walked to the cave.

When I saw it I was amazed. The entrance was massive, and we got told that for the next hour, we will not be seeing any sunlight. I was kinda used to that, because my family tours caves a lot. I looked back, got my last glimpse of the sunlight, I turned my torch on, and walked in.

Friday, January 11, 2013

The lookout pt 2

PREVIOUSLY......

I then asked Mitch where Rory was. "I'M IN HERE!" Rory shouted. I twisted around, and was suprised to see him in the lookout.
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"Pretty good, eh?" Rory said, while climbing down. "I cannot argue about that." I agreed. He was camaflauged in the lookout, and his green T-shirt really sold the idea. "It looks good on the outside," I said, "but what about the INSIDE???!!!" "Just climb up there," Mitch said, "you're annoying me." 

I rolled my eyes and climbed up. It was amazing. The veiw, the fresh air, the time to relax, all until Mitch threw a ball at my groin which knocked me down the tree. 

And from what happened, I have a feeling that they're are gonna build a hut.

The lookout pt 1

"You're crazy." I told Mitch. "With all these trees, how are you supposed to build a hut?" "Well," Rory said, First of all we're only gonna make a lookout. Easy. Do you understand?" I just stood there, staring at them. "I can't beleive you two." I said.












The next day, when I came over to their house, I saw that they had managed to build a succsessful lookout in  one of their trees. "Nice" I said. It was full of long stong branches that they had, and a sheild looking thingy in front. I couldn't see Rory, but Mitch I could see. I then asked Mitch where Rory was. "I'M IN HERE!" Rory shouted. I twisted around, and was suprised to see him in the lookout.